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I would like to apologize for my behaviour during the flood. I have no excuses to offer.

[Warden Filter]There was an altercation between myself and my inmate, during which my wand was broken ( Read more... )

[That last post? He does not remember any of it. Or most of it. Not even the creepy game of horrific death. He doesn't have the journal portion of his journal equipment - just the communicator - and has been sleeping since he made his long, rambling post that will shame him horrifically later ( Read more... )

[About half an hour after this incidentThe audio flips on and for a moment, there is nothing but loud, incoherent ranting. It's as if Snape turned on the audio, then decided to go check something on the other side of the room while shouting from a distance at the journal ( Read more... )

T'Pol, my list of ingredients and their uses, as promised.

( It's a long list. )

It's about time. When you said "tomorrow", Admiral, I didn't realize your concept of time was slightly off-kilter. That was, of course, three days ago ( Read more... )

Must you all write every little thing which comes into your heads? Oh, my, yes, the champagne was certainly exciting; let's all rave about it for the next three weeks, shall we?

Whereas there was some sort of robotic zombie invasion less than two weeks ago which people failed to mention to me, though I came aboard on its very heels ( Read more... )

I knew they'd been stealing from my supply cabinets. Boomslang skin, gillyweed, powdered bicorn horn...

I'd feel positively vindicated if I wasn't dead. As it is, I merely feel victimized by a trio of prepubescent thieves.How these novels sold 300 million copies in thirty languages is beyond me. Reading them in English is bad enough ( Read more... )